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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an IRS audit and prison rape? In prison, you have a chance at getting a reach around"

"just like how Magma doesnt become Lava until it comes out of a volcano, its not poop until it comes out of the ass. before its out its pizza"

"What does a gay cow eat? Haaaay!"

"What's a ghost's favorite sexual act? Booooooooooooookake"

"ROBOT: You cannot defeat us ENGLISH TEACHER: Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard? ROBOT: [twitch, spark]"

"If ""the word impossible is not in your vocabulary"", you have a pretty limited vocabulary."

"I like when videogames limit how many things you can hold. ""You have 100 items in an invisible bag. Carrying another would be unrealistic"""

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef strokinoff"

"YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT."

"Guys, I'm getting a little offended by these racist jokes. I had a black friend. . . ... Until my dad sold him."