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Joke of the Day
"I normally don't get a boner at Burger King But when I do, its a whopper."
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"""why do they have such a nice house?"" -- my review of every movie"
"You know you drank too much last night when you have to use google maps to locate yourself the next morning."
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question: Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags."
"I guess you can say trusting a Russian merchant is pretty... Roosky business"
"I bought shoes from a drug dealer once... I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day."
"The Coal Industry... ... has come under fire lately."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You thought it would be 'R' but all pirates love the 'C'."
"What if gravity...was invented by the vacuum industry so there was always shit on the floor to clean up. Just hear me out tho."
"Why is the mailman bad at sex? His package cums too quickly"