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Joke of the Day

"How do introverts feel within society? [removed]"

"I thought Game of Thrones was a show about bathrooms"

"Knights and dragons must have been the first rappers. After all, dragons spit fire, and knights slay."

"Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28 and her other arm is just as big!"

"Hideous monsters for sale! Selling cheap! Crazy wild beasts! Won't last long! ""Honey, stop trying to sell the kids."""

"When a guy wearing shorts and sandals to a bar is picking out songs on the jukebox, it's going to end badly for everyone."

"Doctor Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear that's a lot of calories!"

"Whats the difference between a cricket ball and an Aboriginals pussy? You can eat a cricket ball"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? Nobody ever wants to borrow my hippo :-("

"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber? He really had loco-motives."