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Joke of the Day

"Confucius say.. Man who stand on toilet bowl, high on pot."

"What my father said to my prospective college roommate the first time they met... Do you know how to tell if you roommate is gay?? His cock tastes like shit!!"

"Some people have difficulties sleeping... but I can do it with my eyes closed."

"I used to have a roommate who was always smoking in my apartment, but only with e-cigs. He died of e-cancer."

"I love u it's my favourite vowel"

"What's the difference between Sin and Shame? It's a sin to put it in, and a shame to pull it out."

"A chicken walks into a bar He said ""I think I am in the wrong joke..."" Meanwhile, a scientist crosses the road."

"What was Jamie Bulger's favourite Bob Dylan album? 'Blood on the Tracks'."

"That's how I ended up with a polytheist child I started with several theist children, asked them to hold tight to one another and sprayed them with a catalyst."

"""Now?"" ""Not yet."" ""Now?"" ""Not quite."" *Car approaches* ""Now?"" ""Now."" -Deer crossing the road"