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Joke of the Day
"What was Jamie Bulger's favourite Bob Dylan album? 'Blood on the Tracks'."
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"An alcoholic, a pedophile and a Catholic priest walk in to a bar and the bartender says... [""Oh, Father O'Bannon, you're alone tonight?""](/spoiler)"
"Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez? At the pico de gallows."
"How's anal like your first car? (x-post from r/funny) You don't really want it, but your dad gives it to you anyways. (From Dark Humor on FB)"
"Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!"
"My girl friend wanted a nose job... So I tried. But her nostrils weren't big enough."
"Do thin girls know about delicious food?"
"Every cab ride for me is 75% fake laughter."
"My Mom burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I guess she should have put the oven on aloha setting..."
"if you eat four pieces of pizza without separating them, it counts as just one. #dieting #fitness."