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Joke of the Day

"So, a mate of mine has come back from a air conditioning course He now has 'A license to chill'....."

"What's the difference between five dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"I booked some Star Wars impersonators for my son's birthday, but I've just had a phone call saying that their people carrier's broken down. All I know is that they're in a Galaxy far, far away."

"What do you call a gay sailor who happens to have a cold? Phlegmbuoyant."

"Grandma's funeral ft. Pitbull"

"Then there was the guy who fell into a vat of molten optical glass afterdrinking too much. Just two glasses, and look what a spectacle he made ofhimself."

"I just ate dark chocolate. Does that mean I'm rich?"

"technology My Grandpa said ""Your generation relies to much on technology."" I said ""No, your generation relies to much on technology."" Then I unplugged his life support."

"Life is like a penis Freely Hanging and Relaxing, it's woman who make it harder"

"In Germany, we know of a joke The French military."