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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a penis Freely Hanging and Relaxing, it's woman who make it harder"
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"Master yoda are we on the right path... ...off course,we are"
"*Evanescence* (Buy two hams!) Buy two hams right now! (I need two hams!) I need two sopping hams (SAAAAVE ME)"
"Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare."
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? [2 part] A pilot, you racist. What do you call a Japanese man who flies a plane? A pirate."
"How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than three because the basement is still dark! *(Just heard this today, even though I know it's probably old!)*"
"What do you call a gynecologist? Lip Reader"
"I don't chase guys unless I have my inhaler with me."
"Why don't hipsters shoot heroin? It's too mainstream"
"Why do sharks only swim in salt water? (Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!"