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Joke of the Day

"I just ate dark chocolate. Does that mean I'm rich?"

"Did you hear about the fool who keeps going round saying ""no""? No. Oh so it's you!"

"A man is in the doctor's office: ""Doctor, can I get AIDS from sitting on a toilet seat?"" ""Well yes, but only if you sit down before the last guy gets up."""

"What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle? A Rook-ey mistake."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up cunts"

"What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend? On the front page of reddit."

"What will people say when Prince Charles dies? Long live the Queen."

"Sushi A and Sushi B Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? A: WASSUP B?"

"I don't know what ""swag"" is, but I was just told Justin Bieber & Lil Wayne both claim to have it. So, I'm assuming it's not talent."

"What do you call a tall black person? A negro."