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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay sailor who happens to have a cold? Phlegmbuoyant."

"Two men walk into a bar... The 3rd one ducked."

"No hedgehogs were harmed in the making of this short movie 'Ripping the Legs Off a Hedgehog So He Looks Like a Pinecone'."

"I don't always tell Dad jokes, but when I do, he tells me to get my fucking life together and stop being a disappointment."

"Pornhub titles always lack depth, and imagination. Yes, we know college girl tries anal for first time, but whats her major? Her dreams?"

"Are you on Facebook ? Cos I sure would like to Poke You"

"I've been training my facial muscles to do the nose twitch from Bewitched, and just had a huge breakthrough with the right nostril. Big day."

"Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? They don't believe in higher powers."

"[Turing Test] Tester: Let's start with an easy one, the square root of 29241? Subject: 171! Tester: Subject: I meant, idk math is hard. lol"

"I don't trust anyone with a beard, especially a woman"