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Joke of the Day

"Me: waiter, do you have frog legs? Waiter: of course monsieur Me: good, hop over there and get me a beer"

"How are lawyers and apples similar? They both look good hanging from a tree"

"I wrote an essay once comparing various versions of the Bible. I had to do a lot of cross referencing."

"A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park."

"Pair of Twins I've been shagging a pair of twins recently, and my friend asked me ""How do you tell the difference?"". I told him ""It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..."" ""..and Derek has a moustache"""

"What's worse than a fish in the SS? *Adolf*in. Man, I did *Nazi* that coming."

"How do you stop a dog from screwing your leg? Give it a blowjob."

"What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade? acidic juice"

"In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don't think I can keep watching movies"

"Why was the Ethiopian baby crying? He was having a mid-life crisis"