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Joke of the Day

"Me: waiter, do you have frog legs? Waiter: of course monsieur Me: good, hop over there and get me a beer"

"I have but two words to describe Avogadro's Number Holy moley!"

"What do you call a hoe that you use to stir a fire. An ash hoe."

"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles."

"How do you know when you're at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit."

"Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry ma'am I'm just passing through."

"A guy goes to a five dollar lady of the night.. and he gets crabs. So, the next day he goes back to complain. And the woman says ""Hey. It was only five dollars. What did you expect? Lobster?"""

"Just watched a commercial...How is it possible that the side effect for asthma medication is shortness of breath?"

"How do you turn a robot on? You push his power button."

"Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards."