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Joke of the Day
"I have but two words to describe Avogadro's Number Holy moley!"
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"Q: Whats the difference between purple and pink? A: The grip."
"My wife lost 200 lbs! I divorced her."
"You know why those automatic sensor sinks save water? Because none of them fucking work"
"I have friends who swear they dream in colour but it's just a pigment of their imagination"
"Built a TV news desk in the living room. Area wife very upset."
"I knew a girl with 12 nipples... Sounds funny, dozen tit?"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ? Bologna & cheese !"