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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hoe that you use to stir a fire. An ash hoe."
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"After handing a girl my mixtape I asked her if she was ready for TOTAL AURAL SATISFACTION not realizing what it had sounded like."
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"What's Whitney Houston's favorite form of coordination? HAAAAANNNNND EEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEYYYYEEE"
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"What do you call a fat computer? A Dell. -- Credit where credits due. Got this off of some dude's donation on Summ1t's twitch stream:P"