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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when you're at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit."
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"Men, of course we need you. Because, jars."
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the chin..."
"Some of the best things in life...are mistakes."
"My friend told me my mustache makes me looks like Jeffery Dahmer. I said, ""Thanks. I've always wanted a killer stache."""
"These one line jokes are really something ..they put you up straight in line of fire."
"I almost got raped in prison. I beat him off."
"What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming? Paul stop monkeying around!"
"Boobie joke..... (slightly NSFW?) How do you describe/measure a certain amount of boobies? In 'quantitties'."
"There was a documentary on TV about the world's smallest car. I couldn't get into it."