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Joke of the Day

"Just watched a commercial...How is it possible that the side effect for asthma medication is shortness of breath?"

"Fun fact for you... 5 out of 4 people don't understand ratios..."

"I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution...."

"What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? Getting her back into the wheelchair."

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. ""Yes"" is the answer."

"Judge: Did you commit murder? Me: I'm a man. I'm afraid of commitment. Judge: hahaha! Me: hahaha! Judge: Life."

"If it weren't for smoke detectors, I'd never know when my food was ready."

"Why are Redditors naturally great at swordfighting? They practice riposting all the time."

"What do you call a wall st. executive that sucks at his job and is obsessed with his ex girlfriend? A broke stalker!"

"What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop? Your tires are low."