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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so ugly just after she was born her mother said ""What a treasure!"" and her father said ""Yes let's go bury it."""

"If you're black and you know it.... drop that T.V.!"

"My week is just five days of wishing I had nothing to do followed by two days of wishing I had something to do."

"From 3am to 6am this morning I wanted to kill myself, but now I want some French toast. #cravings"

"Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V? Because they are always V-triggered"

"My British friend asked me, ""Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?"" I told him, ""Dude, we literally drive on the right side."""

"How did the Hulk's mind blow? Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled ""HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."""

"I've been working really hard on controlling my alcoholism I can't remember the last time I blacked out."

"What do you call 6.63*10^-34 mutinied pirates? Planck walkers"

"I don't post for the karma."