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Joke of the Day

"If you're black and you know it.... drop that T.V.!"

"Where do you get sent if you have a brainfreeze? The iceeu"

"Do cats stutter? No, but they paws. Credit: u/magneticman245"

"I want to be elected president, learn the truth about aliens, and then resign."

"Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why don't you take a train. Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back."

"My wife, girlfriend, and slampiece walk into a bar I'm pretty glad I'm not there right now."

"How do memes go to the proms? In a lmaosine"

"WIFE: there's a bear outside our tent ME: so W: so scare him off M: *unzips door* Donald Trump might become president *bear jumps into fire*"

"Coffee rules everything around me. C.R.E.A.M. Get the sugar. Java java beans, y'all."

"Starbucks coffee and Adam Hills. ""Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You're going to get it, but its going to be rough."" Adam Hills"