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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a government bond and a man? *The bond matures.*"
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"Why did the vampire pull out? He needed permission to come inside."
"POLISH JOKE Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator? For people that don't want anything to drink"
"just saw the gorilla thing. what kind of thoughtless, negligent parent would raise their child in ohio"
"70% of my enemies were once my friends."
"whats the most uncomfortable thing about a prostate exam? When you ask the doctor where to put your pants and his reply is right next to mine."
"Spend hours getting screaming baby to sleep. Check on sleeping baby. Can't hear breathing...prod sleeping baby Repeat"
"My Japanese girlfriend had a really bad tempura."
"What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry? Your mum"
"How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Five. One."