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Joke of the Day

"just saw the gorilla thing. what kind of thoughtless, negligent parent would raise their child in ohio"

"A girl to her friend... ""isn't that guy hot? I am gonna ask him out"" ""he doesn't look good when he laugh"" - said the other girl ""don't worry, he won't laugh anymore"""

"About the blind man that took up parachuting. He had loads of fun, but his guide dog didn't."

"Sex so good the peeping Tom made sandwiches."

"Does California have *any* water? I seriously drought it."

"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids. -courtesy of bro team pill"

"Why don't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they take all the green cards. (friend at work told me this gem)"

"Energizer Bunny made a mess.... I put the batteries in backwards and it just kept cumming and cumming"

"A man went to the doctors office and said ""I've broken my arm in several places"".... The Doctor tells him ""Well, you should stop going to those places""."

"The itch from poison ivy is so bad that I just spent hundreds of dollars buying every possible cream and ointment at the pharmacy. I need to quit making rash decisions."