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Joke of the Day

"Spend hours getting screaming baby to sleep. Check on sleeping baby. Can't hear breathing...prod sleeping baby Repeat"

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"Helen Keller walks into a bar.... And then a table. And then a chair. Another table...."
"My neighbour was rushed to hospital today after a wasp landed on his face. It didn't sting him, luckily I got it first with my shovel."
"i get sad for like an hour and then happy for 5 minutes and then sad for another hour and then happy for 3 minutes omg break ups r real hard"
"Johnny: Will you marry me? Jenny: You have to ask my father first. Johnny: (later) Well, I asked him. Jenny: And what did he say? Johnny: He said he's already married."
"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere."
"A man went to a meeting for premature ejaculators but when he arrived there was no one there, he'd come too early."
"How do you make a glow worm happy ? Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !"
"First, there was planking, then owling and milking, now there's Harlem Shaking. If the next trend could be thinking, that would be great."