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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry? Your mum"
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"Just before my girlfriend and I had sex for the first time... I told her I was gonna give her 9 inches. Just as long as she was willing to take 3 inch payments"
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
"Whats the difference between seeing a rapist in the daytime and seeing a rapist at night? At night you can only see the eyes and the grill."
"Lol I wanted to be funny, well, then I remembered I am not even funny.."
"Help! I've been robbed! They stole everything except my deodorant, shampoo and hand soap. Dirty bastards"
"If you have sex on a boat... ...is that off-shore drilling?"
"I don't like vegetables, so somebody told me to get a juicer. It didn't help. That thing tasted worse than the vegetables."
"Why did the Indian girl suffer so much when she broke her leg? She was in the wrong cast."
"What was the internet speed in Canada in the 1990's? 56eh."