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Joke of the Day
"It's decided. If I have 3 kids they're getting named ""Bed"" ""Bath"" and ""Beyonce."""
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"What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !"
"What is a four letter word that describes a woman and ends in ""unt"" Aunt."
"H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge"
"The secret to having all of your dreams come true is to keep changing your dreams to something that's just about to happen anyway."
"*walks up to fountain* *throws in a shiny penny* *crosses fingers* *makes wish* *looks over at mother-in-law* *does throat slash motion*"
"You know you're getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink."
"""I mean if you do the math the most weight I can really gain from the pound of pumpkin pie I ate tonight is only one pound"" I thought fatly."
"Did ya' hear about the bear that tried to fly from British Columbia to New York? They wouldn't let him bring his carrion. Sorry."
"My friends got tired of the ""Chinese Fire Drill"". Instead, we shout ""Triangle Fire Drill"", lock the car doors and scream until we reach our destination."