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Joke of the Day
"It's decided. If I have 3 kids they're getting named ""Bed"" ""Bath"" and ""Beyonce."""
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"Why did the french chef go to the police? Escargot stolen."
"[Couples Therapy] HER: He keeps pretending he's a doctor. This relationship is dead HIM: I'm calling it. Time of death, 9:26 ME: OMG SEE!"
"What's brown and sticky? Poo!"
"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? ..."
"So I recently opened a suicide bomb shop in Syria, and it's doing great! Prophets are going through the roof."
"One day mike was praying god and suddenly god appears God: What do you want? Mike: A job, Big Car and Lot of Girls God: Your wish is granted Poor Mike is Driver of Girls School Bus."
"2014 Drivers Manual: ""When a signal turns green, honk once to indicate to the car in front of you that they need to lower their smartphone."""
"What I bring to a relationship is pretty much the same stuff you can pick up at any hardware store."
"Joke I told my one-eyed coworker today: Me: What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye? Him: I give up Me: A terrorst"