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Joke of the Day

"One day mike was praying god and suddenly god appears God: What do you want? Mike: A job, Big Car and Lot of Girls God: Your wish is granted Poor Mike is Driver of Girls School Bus."

"There are a lot of good times... But 6:30 is hands down the best time."

"The President of the United States, the Prime Minister of England, and the King of Thailand walk into a bar in Bangkok and the bartender says ""May I get you and your guests drinks, Your Majesty?"""

"What kind of weed do reptiles smoke? Mariguana."

"""When fat people finish eating their Popsicles, let's punish them with the taste of death."" --the creator of the wooden Popsicle stick"

"Its supposed to be drizzy today, so expect a lil wayne."

"I just googled: how to deal with low frustration tolerance. In the first article, in the first paragraph, I yell at the screen, ""WELL THIS IS JUST FUCKING STUPID!"" True story."

"I used to date a girl that liked it in the ear. Every time I tried to put it in her mouth she turned her head."

"Whats the difference? Between a large pizza and a black father. A large pizza can feed a family of four."

"Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is??? All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal."