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Joke of the Day

"Why did the french chef go to the police? Escargot stolen."

"Wearing Crocs is like getting a blow job from a dude... It feels really good until you look down, and realize how gay you are. Edit: Adam Carolla apparently wrote this. Who knew?"

"Opens a sperm bank that only accepts redheaded donors.... The Ginger Bred House."

"Welcome to AlzheimersAware.co.uk. Forgot your password? Of course you did."

"Jamie on FB just took a quiz to find out what type of flower she is. She's a vibrant poppy. Weird, all this time I thought she was human."

"Niece: found these handcuffs in your drawer. Me: yea I got arrested once Niece: omg why Me: for going through my aunt's drawers."

"why did they bury liberace face down? so his friends could stop by for a cold one..."

"Have you ever smelt moth balls before? Isn't it hard to pull their little legs apart?"

"What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones"

"nuance is cancelled. ur either good or bad. if ur good but then u say something bad, then ur bad now n therefore cancelled"