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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a bass player and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."
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"A hot woman telling me about her boyfriend is like setting money on fire in front of a homeless person."
"Camels don't mind carrying Arabs around... They just think they smell like Shi'ite."