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Joke of the Day
"I'm getting my hacked GTAV account back! Said no one"
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"What's the difference between Jesus and a vagina? A vagina is still good after a couple of nails"
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, since he's too short to be an ese."
"My wife has to be the worst cook. Her specialty is indigestion."
"""Did you check your pockets?"" - kangaroo who's lost a child"
"What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian? I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
"2 monkeys in the bath. One says to the other... ""Ooh ah ah ah uh uh ooh ah ah ah ah aaah"" The other says... ""Do you want me to put some more cold in?"""
"Why is there the occasional black Jew? Because Hilter kept them in the oven for too long."
"Too bad Anne Frank never saw Home Alone. Could have been a serious game changer in my opinion."
"Sometimes peeing feels better than sex. It lasts longer too."