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Joke of the Day

"How do skeletons communicate? A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle."

"Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning? Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon."

"The Online Biology Class I almost got expelled in an Online Biology crash course earlier. They asked me what the major constituent of cells are. Turns out, ""black people"" is NOT a good answer."

"After a klose game with messi challenges and neuer goal scoring opportunities, ze Germans kept their cool and gotze World Cup that they deserved!"

"Occasionally I like to stroll into a bank, pull a gun, shout ""Everybody be cool!"" and then hand out sunglasses and leather jackets."

"You got 30 minutes to text me back or I'm breaking into your house & responding to myself."

"What's The Difference Between a Redditor and a Calender? A Redditor is a living breathing human being, and a Calender is an inanimate object."

"Why are Jewish Women like the Bermuda triangle They both swallow seamen."

"What do michael jackson and Mcdonald's have in common? they both put thirty year old meat in five year old buns"

"Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy why do you keep coming back? Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wife's cooking."