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Joke of the Day
"If you can't tell the difference between a ladel and a spoon Then you're fat."
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"A squirrel charged with murder, the detective ""did you do it?"", the squirrel ... ""no it was Nut me"""
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"Armed man come in to the bank an told everyone to be cool, so i put my shades on an lent against the wall... Fucker still shot me!"
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