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Joke of the Day

"One day I'm going to cure blindness... You'll see. You'll all see!"

"What do you find up a clean nose? Finger-prints."

"The US Treasury announced Harriet Tubman will replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 So there's going to be a whole new bill in the black market."

"A man walks into a bar. He is okay he just has a minor concussion."

"Parenthood teaches us that ""Blue's Clues"" and ""Booze Cruise"" sound alike for a reason."

"If a plane crashes on the US/Canada border, where do you bury the survivors? you dont bury survivors"

"I dont care what god damned color forest it came from just give me the god damn ham"

"lesbian vampires What do lesbian vampires say after sex? See you next month."

"I heard she was born naked, that slut."

"I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn Doesnt cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night"