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Joke of the Day
"I heard she was born naked, that slut."
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"Being a vegetarian is a big missed steak."
"Why is American Beer like making love in a canoe? Because it's fucking close to water. ^(Source: The Philosophy department of the University of Wallabaloo.)"
"Brexit is like traffic Rest of the EU is right even if the British left."
"Took my 3rd self-defense class, so if anyone feels like attacking me straight on, very slowly, w/ a fake knife in their right hand, BRING IT"
"Freudian Slips A Linguistic Slip is where you say one thing, but meant another. A Freudian Slip is where you do one thing, but meant your mother."
"A bunch of black dudes were standing in front of my gardening equipment. Bros before hoes."
"I was approached on the street the other day by a young escort. Couldn't have been older than 13. I was absolutely appalled... ...by her prices. Way more than I usually pay!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ? Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !"
"Wizards of the Coast: Wizards of the Coast, and this is where the magic happens."