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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar. He is okay he just has a minor concussion."

"Wife: that's never going to work Husband: you're so negative, Sandra W: you're planting bird seeds H: LET ME GROW MY BIRDS, WOMAN"

"In 1940 Goebbels made a speech... Proclaiming that the Swastika was an example of the Golden Ratio. Turns out it was a fibbin' Nazi..."

"I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case."

"What is the difference between a symphonic orchestra and a bull? The bull has its horns in the front and the asshole in the back!"

"I apologized to the librarian if I appeared desperate, after all... I asked her to check me out..."

"My original account got suspended for aggressive behavior and they haven't even seen me in bed yet."

"What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry? When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!"

"I'm a simple man *bites a pinecone* I enjoy simple things *tosses a gun into a lake* that's why I decided to let these bees live in my skull"

"What makes the ocean roar? You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom"