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Joke of the Day

"The US Treasury announced Harriet Tubman will replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 So there's going to be a whole new bill in the black market."

"When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet? I say ""Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."""

"Wanna hear a Joke? Women's rights..."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it."

"I wanna make a toast, to all of you. But i have no bread."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? ...a pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Note: (freedom of expression)"

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunjee cord? My ass!"

"Therapist: Do you project your problems onto others? Me: Don't flip out, but I feel like you're asking me that to make yourself look smart."

"Want to hear a clean joke? A boy takes a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the name of the girl next door. (Told by my pastor)"

"It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. ""What are my choices?"" he asked. ""Yes or No"" she replied."