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Joke of the Day

"A man falls in love with a nun and they run away together... The church says it doesn't mind, as long as he doesn't get into the habit."

"What did the father say before he killed his child with a vacuum cleaner? Dyson"

"[JOB INTERVIEW] {Don't let them know you're a tectonic plate} ""What would you say is your biggest fault?"" San Andreas?"

"*Girl comes out in a slinky dress* ME: Ooh that looks like fun *I push her down the stairs*"

"Sidebar the Numbered Jokes joke, start linking reposts and numbering them For science"

"What is a Jewish person's favorite nut? A cashew."

"Countries I can't believe Japan have not attacked: Wales"

"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy... it feels good until you look down and realize you're gay."

"My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. (Joke by Jimmy Carr)"

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field!"