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Joke of the Day

"*Girl comes out in a slinky dress* ME: Ooh that looks like fun *I push her down the stairs*"

"What do you call someone without arms or legs Matt"

"Filing taxes is so depressing. Do you own a home? No. Have a spouse? Not even close. Kids? Not that I know of. Enjoy your refund, loser"

"My husband doesn't believe me that the Bible instructs him to make the coffee in the morning. It's there, clear as day. Hebrews."

"Yo mama is so Black that she went to the funeral naked!"

"I just overheard my kid muttering ""I'm sorry you had to see that"" to a stuffed toy. It's probably best not to ask what ""that"" was right?"

"I can honestly say that I have never fake laughed as hard as any member of the America's Funniest Home Videos audience."

"What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia? Question Mart."

"[Corny] What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone? Yello?"

"Why does Santa not have kids? Cause he only comes once a year."