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Joke of the Day

"What is a Jewish person's favorite nut? A cashew."

"What do you call a building you can't locate? A warehouse"

"What's the best insult you can tell someone?"

"I guess the Republican party... ... **puts on sunglasses** Is not cruizing anymore."

"TIL Calaway's Law states that ""the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."" Now we wait."

"Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend? He just wasn't really Inuit..."

"ACTORS' TIP: can't afford headshots? run a red light and use the photo they mail you. as a bonus you can add ""driving stunts"" to your resume"

"What's a reporter's favorite food? Ice cream because they always want a scoop!"

"Mazda's marketing slogan is ""We Build Mazdas."" They decided on it after rejecting others like: ""Mazdas Are Cars"" and ""Buy Mazdas With Money"""

"How many bears would Bear Gryll grill if Bear Gryll could grill bears? I dunno, but PETA would be **pissed**."