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Joke of the Day

"Countries I can't believe Japan have not attacked: Wales"

"Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career? She had no sense of porpoise."

"What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese? Alfredo"

"What is a Nazi baker's secret ingredient? White Flour!"

"I managed to hit 18 holes today... And I still have time for golf."

"I read a sad statistic that something like 2% of all sushi goes un-Instagrammed."

"Did you know that a male ejaculates at 27mph? That's why I always get in trouble when I do it in school zones."

"Tonight's bedtime story was about three pigs struggling with repeat home invasions. Thanks for the new fear."

"[DAD JOKE] My friend and I like bone jokes... ...But this time, we want you to humerus."

"My wife said if this gets 100 likes, we'll try butt stuff........ * Please DON'T like,,, her strap-on is big and scary....."