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Joke of the Day

"When I was in prison my bunk mates called me ""mitochondria"" because I'm the power house of the cell"

"I went to the zoo and there was one dog in the whole zoo. It was a shih tzu"

"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it"

"A Georgia State Trooper pulls over a car. He says... ...to the driver, ""Got any ID?"" The driver says, ""'Bout what?"""

"What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying? ""I still find you dashing"""

"There is no good path to take when you come to a spork in the road."

"One time my mom dropped her phone while she was talking to me then picked it up and said ""You OK?"""

"[wife talking to me on phone 45 mins after I go to play poker at friends house] ""stop crying for a second...what do you mean you lost me?"""

"The classiest Minion is called a Filet Minion please fave and RT"

"So a group of nerve cells are mingling for the first time. They look really nervous."