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Joke of the Day

"One time my mom dropped her phone while she was talking to me then picked it up and said ""You OK?"""

"How many hipsters... does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."

"My life would be so much better if I could use a smokebomb to conceal my escape after being turned down by a girl."

"What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing."

"What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram? Comparrison Ford!"

"When's the improper fraction helpline open? 24/7"

"Short, but good nonetheless A midget philanthropist"

"Did Ilean ever get in touch with you? ""Ilean who?"" I lean over and you kiss my ass!"

"I'm at a bar in the United States and there's still a lot of white people who are way too confident with their dancing abilities."

"If she boasts how adult coloring is therapeutic and has made her more tolerant and patient Hide her markers And wait..."