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Joke of the Day
"What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying? ""I still find you dashing"""
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"What room is a ghost scared of? The living room( haha get it?)"
"What is Hitler's least favorite drink? Orange Jews"
"My dentist said I grind at night. I was like, ok stalker."
"what You Call That 'THING'. After two hours of row, some big oaths,search of your wallet,mobile phone checking,and negative comments you can not make one 'THING' satisfied and thats called 'WIFE'."
"I got probed by an alien last night Its true what they say, Mexicans do work good with their hands"
"What do you call Tums in suppository form? Bums"
"god walks into a bar... and no one could believe it"
"Hi, my name is Kate. I am 12 and I am still a virgin... does that mean my dad is gay?"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no ideer."