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Joke of the Day
"What kind of music did Jesus hate? Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails."
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"What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash."
"What do you call a dinosaur with one eye Doyouthinkhesawus. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes Dontthinkhesawus."
"Why did the spy stay in bed? To stay under cover"
"The child that I carried in my uterus for 9 months & suffered through 13 hrs of labor for just asked if he could have my pickle. Hell. No."
"Ever hear of ""organic"" grapes? Yeah, they're called Raisens."
"What is a penguin? A swallow who ate after 6pm."
"Wife walks up to husband and asks for money Wife: I need some money to buy a bra Husband: do you think you have breasts big enough to buy a bra? Wife: when you bought boxers, did I say anything?"
"The difference between 'butter' and 'i cant believe its not butter'... Is Marge-inal"
"What did the mother say to the son after he peed on the toilet seat? urine trouble."