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Joke of the Day
"What does Barack Obama say when his workweek is done? Yes weekend"
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"A priest is walking a crowd through a tour of an old church. He walks them through the priests changing quarters, turns to the crowd and says ""And this is where we separate the men from the boys!"""
"Velcro. What a rip off."
"People with a sense of humour are so much easier to talk to and get along with."
"The wife of a programmer tells him.. ""Honey, would you please go to the store and get us a watermelon for the barbeceu. If they have eggs get a dozen."" He came back with twelve watermelons."
"I was worried my circle jerk wouldn't go as planned... but in the end everyone came together."
"Do you want to know how to keep a dummy intrigued? I'll tweet it tomorrow."
"There are three rings that come with every marriage... First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and lastly the suffering."
"How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dustpan."
"Typing ""I hate Reddit"" brings up the following sub-Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplehate/"