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Joke of the Day
"Don't dress like a hoe and expect a guy to approach you like a princess."
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"Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila"
"A nun goes to the greengrocer, asking for a cucumber. ""Get 2"" he says. ""So you have one to eat"""
"Just been fined 500 for having a joint in my greenhouse. I guess people in glass houses shouldn't get stoned."
"Chess with Australians must get so confusing. ""Check, mate."" ""Naw mate, that's just a check."" ""That's what I said. Check, mate"""
"Whenever my parents talk about the good old days' they always seem to stop at 1979. Which is pretty cool, because that's also the year I was born... wait... what?"
"Why is 'secret' such a popular password on Brazzers? You can type it with one hand."
"My 'Sleep Number' is Grey Goose."
"What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice? Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week"
"It's fun to watch babies taste new things like ice cream, lemons, or 9-volt batteries."