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Joke of the Day

"Me: I'm super funny. I mean, how could 13K people be wrong? Husband: There were WAY more people in the Nazi party. Me:................."

"Chuck Norris can't fly... But he does it anyway."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Cockinasoreass. (Better when said aloud)"

"make it happen."""

"Damn girl are you a Nirvana album because...nevermind."

"What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common? Turkey and grease"

"If a rapper named e came out as gay He would say E=MCQUEERED"

"I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it."

"I don't support the gay lifestyle in San Francisco It's way too expensive there. They should move to somewhere a lot cheaper so they can save more money."

"What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day? He always came on time."