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Joke of the Day

"3 in 1 QA jokes Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business! Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator"

"A cop stopped a guy for speeding... He said, ""I have been waiting all day for someone like you."" And the guy answered, ""That's why I wanted to be here as fast as possible !"""

"How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution"

"What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu? For swine flu, you use oink-ment and for bird flu, you get tweet-ment."

"What did they call Ebola before the Internet? Bola"

"Sleeping Beauty taught me that: 1. I'm not the laziest girl in the land 2. If you sleep long enough, strange men break in & do stuff to you."

"I went to South America and bought some frozen peppers. Chile's chilly chilis"

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? an investigator. :D"

"What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses? Nothing he didn't recognize them!"

"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care"