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Joke of the Day
"Corn mazes are a bit redundant."
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"""Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs"" could also describe every menu item at Olive Garden."
"Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!"
"I like my women like Hawaii... Warm, wet, and Asian."
"What do you call a man with a disfigured penis and a woman with a large vagina? Bendidick Cumbersnatch"
"Having sex is just like riding a bike. A strategically placed baseball card makes it sound like a motorcycle."
"I masturbated on a roller-coaster once... ...it was a real white-knuckle ride."
"I was doing my online shopping the other day and bought one hundred bottles of tipex. I made a really big mistake!"
"If you were arrested for masturbating on a plane... ....they would have to charge you with hi-jacking"
"I saw an advert that read: ""Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."" I thought to myself, I can't turn that down."