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Joke of the Day
"What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt."
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"I made the Earth move for the last girl I had sex with. And then I moved it back to the hole I had buried her in."
"My grandma accidentally swallowed a fly. Feeding her a spider now..."
"I'm getting worried about this Ebola virus. I mean, I've got Norton but."
"What runs faster? Hot or cold? Hot because everyone can catch a cold!"
"Of ten puns, how many won? No pun in ten did."
"What's black white red all over and can't go through a revolving door A nun with a spear through her"
"My friend stopped making payments to his exorcist. He was soon repossessed."
"I'm worried about DeNiro's mole."
"What did one depressed saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support before people think we're nuts!"