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Joke of the Day

"PROFILE PICTURES: What people want other people to think they look like. TAGGED PICTURES: What they actually look like."

"Alrighty Kids always remember: you are what you eat So eat loads of sweets and pass on those vegetables"

"Why do midgets not wear tampons? They might trip on the string."

"""I am inspiring"" -Russian guy who's about to get kicked out of his spy ring"

"A GIRL SAID.... TODAYS JOKES..A GIRL SAID TRUST ME....LOL"

"I just saw the Assassins Creed Movie Trailer... I did not expect The Spanish Inquisition."

"Doctor Am I pregnant? A lady goes to a doctor to find out if she is pregnant Doc: Hmm, Looks like your Preganant... Girl: Am I? Doc: No it just looks like you are"

"Why was The Joker's US Passport application denied? Passports require proof of US citizenship and The Joker is a fictional character."

"I asked my friend to try and jump start my car. Fat bastard smashed my windshield."

"Le'Veon Bell, Josh Gordon and Tom Brady walk into a bar To watch the first 4 weeks of the NFL season"