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Joke of the Day
"What does a guy with a big penis have for breakfast? Well, I had eggs for breakfast."
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"Don't necessarily nominate me for sainthood, but I just gave a VERY ugly woman directions."
"Why were the letters a-y banned? They were all nazis"
"Thank you Internet stranger for your honorable proposal of marriage. My folks are so excited. They're asking for Thanksgiving and Easter."
"If you say the words 'beer can' in a British accent, it sounds like you're saying 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent."
"What is a chronic masturbator's favorite meal? Strokin-off"
"I still remember what my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket... ""How far do you reckon I can kick this bucket?"""
"i imagine the people who slaved for years perfecting the google search algorithm would be so mad knowing i mainly use it now for spellcheck"
"During activities I'm like batteries I'm never included"
"[sees a zebra for the first time] What's up with that horse? [sees a giraffe for the first time] Okay, what the hell is going on today?"