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Joke of the Day

"Which medical specialty is dedicated to fingering your bum? Anusteaseology."

"What they say: ""Hey, have you lost weight?"" What they mean: ""Hey, I remember you being a lot fatter. What gives?"""

"what did the farmer say win he lost his tractor ""wheres my tractor"""

"I find pedophile jokes to be quite childish."

"A penis has a sad life: His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, & his owner beats him."

"WARNING: Racist What do you call a black person on the moon? A problem What do you call all black people on the moon? A solution"

"Love means nothing to a tennis player. That's the joke, thanks for reading!"

"I make the stupidest excuses just to skip the gym. *burns tongue while drinking coffee* ""Oh no! I really wanted to go to the gym today!"""

"Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !"

"Why should you never bully a dyslexic dwarf? Because it's not big and it's not clever!"