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Joke of the Day

"I find pedophile jokes to be quite childish."

"if darth vader hadn't gotten a job working for palpatine, what would have been his backup plan? anakin dogwalker"

"Sometimes things are not what they appear. Just because I am sitting with an open book doesn't mean that I am studying."

"Boaz must've been one hell of a roaster before he got married. Because he was Ruthless."

"What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mother!"

"What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes? Dix."

"If a douchebag bungee jumps is it called a Bro-Yo?"

"Just saw a bumper sticker that said ""supprt your local beaver"" or maybe it said ""support your local brewer"" either way it's sound advice."

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes!"

"Yo momma so fat... Yo momma so fat when she talks to herself its a long distance call."