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Joke of the Day

"What they say: ""Hey, have you lost weight?"" What they mean: ""Hey, I remember you being a lot fatter. What gives?"""

"You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide with a dorito!"

"What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand? Quatro cinqo."

"Whoever invented the ""Knock-Knock"" jokes... Should get a No-Bell prize"

"How's it going? ""I'm so glad you asked, really need to talk to someone right now"" You're supposed to say 'fine' & ask how I am. Bye."

"10,000 worth of devices were stolen from an apple store last night. Police are hopeful that the 3 phones will be found."

"What's the difference between everyone and bullets Everyone misses Harambe. Don't know if this is a repost or not, just heard it from a friend."

"What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy? I can't hear you, but I can see your point"

"I learned to watch my back after seeing a dude kill his brother & then try to bang his girl. Life comes at you fast when your a kid Watching The Lion King"

"Someone asked me what it's like now that I'm circumcized I told them I get a little less head."